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Quiksilver Spamming!
Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Location: Portlandia, Oregon
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:05 pm Post subject: I quit work. |
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I quit my job today. I worked at KF muthafuckin Cizzle. I started working so I could buy a new jeep, now I got a job at the wal-mart tire and LUBE center where all my friends work. I look like I dont belong at neither, I look like I should be a hot poolboy cleaning a rich lady's. . .pipes? mwahahaha. Anyway I decided two days ago that I would just walk out, but I thought about it. I HAD to do something that would keep them from talking to me while Im doing it, or I'd feel guilty and not quit. So after drop chicken into a fryer, it just came out-
Me- I gotta get the fuck outta here!
Tele(co worker)- What?
Me- I gotta get the fuck outta here! I mean now!!!
(runs to the front counter with flour all over me)
Me-Let me out!!!
(sgns out of the computer at lightning speed, grabs the cups, and throws on to a customer, picks up a cup, stand there and fills it up with cherry coke and lemonade[best suicide drink ever] and runs out)
I went outside without a lid so I spilled some, so while they stand in awe, I come back in, get a lid, a strw, and go back out again. I gotta get my check friday, itll be a hefty 83 hours at 8.00 an hour. I have no bills for a month, I think a party is in order at the paragon cave, not that you guys know anything about where paragon is in INDIANA, or if you know who I am. But now you know the story of how josh quit work at KFC. PS it sucked ass working there, so never apply. |
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Tai*WarGreymon YOU PERVERTS!!!1
Joined: 19 Apr 2002
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Tiki God like!
Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Location: The land of submarines
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:41 am Post subject: |
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Sounds kinda like me and my KFC. |
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fodders_DS God like!
Joined: 19 Apr 2002 Location: little lever, england
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:15 am Post subject: |
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Hope they deduct the customer's dry cleaning bill from your final paycheck:twisted:
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excelblue God like!
Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Location: Orange County, CA
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:34 am Post subject: |
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This is why people shouldn't deserve jobs.
Well, that is at least without some type of certification. |
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switcher Spamming!
Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Location: DUI All The Way
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:48 am Post subject: |
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It used to be called Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
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DemonChildXP Unstoppable!
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Location: SC
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:59 am Post subject: |
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Yea, I remember that... Back when the horse carriages rode by the house on gravel roads |
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Ralphis That blue hedgehog again of all places!
Joined: 13 May 2002 Location: Philadelphia Clan: Unidoom http://www.unidoom.org/
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:59 am Post subject: |
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You sound like a disrespectful prick, one whom I most likely would not like or respect if I knew you in real life. Your story, if at all true, demonstrates your lack of class in the real world. Hats off to you scumbag! |
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DevastatioN God like!
Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Location: Nova Scotia
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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I think the fact that he worked at KFC, shows his lack of class actually. |
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switcher Spamming!
Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Location: DUI All The Way
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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DevastatioN wrote: | I think the fact that he worked at KFC, shows his lack of class actually. |
Hey Dev what have you got against KFC?
Seriously though I don't think one's position of life is a true measure of class.
I think class is in the way you carry yourself, your aura, the way you present yourself to others (yep he fails all these).
I've seen some extremely boorish people in the highest of places and yet very classy waiters for example.
Interestingly, 1 out of every 8 Americans has worked in a McDonalds before. |
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Fred512 Wicked Sick!
Joined: 13 Aug 2004
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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DevastatioN wrote: | I think the fact that he worked at KFC, shows his lack of class actually. |
actually it's not that bad of a job for the younger working class
yes and Switch is right yet again |
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Twiztid Who wants a body massage?
Joined: 21 Feb 2003 Location: your closet
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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I know this chick that dropped out of school and works at KFC and the only reason she as a job and keeps her job is because she hooks her boss up with weed and smokes it with him in the back. |
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Tai*WarGreymon YOU PERVERTS!!!1
Joined: 19 Apr 2002
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Twiztid wrote: | I know this chick that dropped out of school and works at KFC and the only reason she as a job and keeps her job is because she hooks her boss up with weed and smokes it with him in the back. |
Wow....just...wow. Some sad people in this world. |
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fodders_DS God like!
Joined: 19 Apr 2002 Location: little lever, england
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Tai*WarGreymon wrote: | Twiztid wrote: | I know this chick that dropped out of school and works at KFC and the only reason she as a job and keeps her job is because she hooks her boss up with weed and smokes it with him in the back. |
Wow....just...wow. Some sad people in this world. |
SAD? Lucky, you mean, surely? |
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switcher Spamming!
Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Location: DUI All The Way
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:26 am Post subject: |
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I think it's sad that the poor guy hasn't realized how easy it is to grow his own yet.
Oh no, then he'd just fire Twiz's friend. |
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Ralphis That blue hedgehog again of all places!
Joined: 13 May 2002 Location: Philadelphia Clan: Unidoom http://www.unidoom.org/
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:38 am Post subject: |
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DevastatioN wrote: | I think the fact that he worked at KFC, shows his lack of class actually. |
Noone is below working anywhere. What is generally and stereotypically considered to be below people today, half a century ago our grandparents called jobs like these (along with any other) OPPORTUNITY. |
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Gollum Wicked Sick!
Joined: 03 Apr 2004 Location: Chicago, IL, U.S.
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:47 am Post subject: |
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I've gotta agree there. it's not like teens have much of a choice anyway. for people ages 15-20, it isn't entirely fair to look down on them as unclassy or delinquents. if anything, they should be sort of admired for getting a job and helping their parents out (whether they're giving money to the household or just not asking their parents for money, it's helping either way.)
also, here's something to think about. my english teacher this year told us that during the summer, since teachers don't get paid, he works at a McDonald's. he's probably in his late-20s, but that doesn't make him uneducated or without class; it just makes him want to earn money during the summer.
and it's not like a 15-year-old is highly qualified to work at a law firm or anything. where else would you expect them to work besides fast food places? there's very few other jobs out there that will hire teens (since they usually can only work part-time, have rather inflexible schedules, and hell, haven't even finished their high school education). |
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DevastatioN God like!
Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Location: Nova Scotia
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:13 am Post subject: |
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It was actually intended as just a swift joke actually, and not meant to be taken to heart in any kind of way. |
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Fred512 Wicked Sick!
Joined: 13 Aug 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:15 am Post subject: |
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good no bruised egos right? |
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DevastatioN God like!
Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Location: Nova Scotia
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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My ego is quite inbruisable
Nothing that big can be hurt! |
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