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Alright, get your creative hats on and post some Obituaries!
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Evolution
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:46 pm    Post subject: Alright, get your creative hats on and post some Obituaries! Reply with quote

Yep, we wanna hear 'em. They may see their way into our specially brewed TNS wads and onto your screen when the carnage begins, so we want the best, the coolest, the most darn-right deserving player death messages you can think of!!!

Here's a few that me and worsty have spawned that you've noticed creep on your screens over the last bunch of sessions:

Code:
            " bought a one-way ticket to hell.",
            " derped.",
            " said their goodbyes.",
            " didn't have what it takes.",
            " won't be coming back.",
            " wasn't good enough.",
            " didn't make it till Friday.",
            " hates being the meat shield.",
            " sucks.",
            " danced with the devil.",
            " wanted to meet god.",
            " felt the PAIN.",
            " took an arrow to the knee."


... And here is the official batch:

Code:
            " didn't make it.",
            " bites the dust.",
            " declares his candidacy for the Darwin Awards.",
            " has been terminated.",
            " failed.",
            " fouled out.",
            " checked into the Wooden Waldorf.",
            " was chucked out feet first.",
            " checked out.",
            " gave up the ghost.",
            " is no more.",
            " kicked the bucket.",
            " left the building.",
            " mailed in his warranty card.",
            " met his maker.",
            " went on permanent vacation.",
            " is now pushing up daisies.",
            " stepped out for good.",
            " has been taken out of production.",
            " was beamed up.",
            " went off-line.",
            " has joined the choir invisible.",
            " has been taken out of circulation.",


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" zigged when he should have zagged."
" was de-lifed."
" will be remembered."
" has been terminated."
" is in a better place now."
" didn't pay attention."
" was so full of life, until now."
" lived young and died hard."
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

" got the least tribe votes."
" misunderstood the "suicide exit"."
" is deader than Legacy."
" joined the Anima Zero team."
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dewww wrote:
" got the least tribe votes."
" misunderstood the "suicide exit"."
" is deader than Legacy."
" joined the Anima Zero team."


Why am I not surprised you came up with a death quote involving my name ;D?

Let's see if I can think of any here while I'm half asleep...

"is the weakest link."
"saw hell freeze over."
"didn't survive the zombie apocalypse."
"got rocked like a hurricane."

That's all I can think of right now. Will try to think of more tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some cool new messages there! Laughing Are these suggestions being considered to be added to official batch? Or are we making these up for our own imagenation?

A few from me anyway:

"needed IDDQD for this map"
"is now resting in pieces"
"comes back in a body-bag"
"let everyone down"
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"thought this time was different"
"put the rocket in backwards"
"didn't read the warning label"
"found a coffin they really liked"


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"shuffled off this mortal coil"
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I've been working on something some time ago.. Basically it printed a death message each time someone died. I'm not even sure whether Survival was even implemented or not when I created this.
Anyhow at a later point I discared this idea. And I think this topic is the best chance for this list to at least not be abandoned and stay completely useless.

Some lines may really be stupid but there are several ones I find hilarious.



str deathmsg[DEATHMSG_SIZE] = {

" should have stayed in the kitchen.", // meme
" was blown up into shit.",
" is playing on Xbox360.",
" < imp.",
" touched imp's tra la la.", // Gunther - Ding Dong Song reference

" was here.. Call the janitor.",
" now looks like a pile of crap.",
" got his guts flying all over the place.",
" wonders where his head went.",
" spotted a Nyan Cat.",

" got Rick-rolled.", // Never gonna give you up, yeah
" plays trazerver 24/7.", // trazerver wad reference
" was shat down his neck by Duke.", // Duke Nukem reference
" is no longer a virgin.",
" is a lie.",

" thinks he's doing it right.",
" slowed down a bullet a bit.", // taken from Urban Terror game
" tried to adopt an imp.",
" still likes call of duty more.",
" is playing naked.",

" was told cyanide tastes good.",
" is Sir Faps Alot.", // reference to [DUI]Shooter's quote
" used explosive barrels as cover.",
" is feeling very 'down-to-earth'.", // taken from some game..
" thought it's Sims 3.",

" joined the Dark Side.", // Star Wars reference
" isn't 1337 enough for 9001 monsters.", // stupid memes
" is Napoleon Blown-apart.", // Napoleon Bonaparte kk?
" didn't get to da choppa!", // Predator movie reference
" took lunch at McDonald's.",

" entered the Matrix.", // Matrix movie reference
" followed the white rabbit.", // Alice in Wonderland / Matrix
" sees dead people o_o", // reference to The Sixth Sense movie
" is playing on WII.",
" came and got some from Duke.", // another Duke Nukem reference

" uses a steering wheel to play.",
" is probably on drugs.",
" humps The Whores of Hell.", // Doom 1 episode name reference
" is Knee-Deep in Shit.", // Doom 1 episode name reference
" was too young to die.", // Doom 2 skill level reference

" was hurt plenty.", // Doom 2 skill level reference
" is illegal.",
" is a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World.", // Aqua - Barbie Girl reference
" won't be back. Hasta la vista, baby.", // Terminator reference
" thought bomb has been planted.", // Counter-Strike reference

" tried to access buy-menu.", // Counter-Strike reference
" got balls of steel! No wait, he didn't.", // Duke Nukem reference
" came to kick bubble gum and chew ass.", // Duke Nukem reference
" didn't master Super Turbo Turkey Puncher.", // Doom 3 reference
" thought he can beat nuts.wad.",

"'s IQ is apparently Sub-Zero.", // Mortal Kombat reference? meh
" was autobalanced.",
" pushed da tempo.", // Fatboy Slim reference
" jizzed in his pants.", // meme, also The Lonely Island reference
" is annoying and probably orange.", // Annoying Orange reference

" asked ZDaemon to have portal guns.", // forums reference
" is trying to imagine goat porn.", // reference to derrida's quote
" forgot his makeup kit.",
", put dat cookie down! NOW!", // Jingle all the way reference
" should eat more shoes. Plas!", // vd-plas

" is an Xtreme Xrated Xnoob.", // XXX
"'s skull never contained gray matter.",
" got a tiny pene.", // must be "local" ZDaemon meme or something
" needs new diapers.",
" divided by zero.",
};
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentioning local memes...

" let the foaming process begin." (reference)
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a few.

"Only lived once."
"Drunk themself under the table."
"Received their death certificate."
"Tried."
"overcomplicated the process."
"Just didn't understand."
"became a pile 'o chunks."
"Quit life"
"didn't have to wait."
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" put out his flames with gasoline." //or lava, poison,..
" had nothing to lose." // Max Payne
" couldn't escape this nightmare."
" has lift off."
" is one step closer to hell." // Max Payne
" had no happy end."
" turned into a zombie."
" took the wrong teleporter."
" wasn't prepared for this." // this wad, map ,fight, TNS session,..
" is not Mike Tyson."
" let his grandma play for him."
" tried to let the gun do the talking." //or failed, Max Payne
" took the express elevator down to hell."
" had a hallway accident."
" had an accident at the exit switch."
" needs Excalibur to win."
" died due to volcanic eruption."
" could not abandon his speedrun tricks."
" had not enough fighting spirit for this mission."
" was killed by his own pistol."
" is too old to play Doom." // DVII map21
" missed that warning." // ditto
" forgot to turn on God mode." // ditto
" did not know what that button do."
" never played this."
" ate a banana."
" : For any questions about risks and side effects please read the TNS post or ask your team mates or the admin team."
" is pretty sure that he jammed 3 point black shots into it and it refused to die."
" tried to do a run on top of enemies."
" denied by the cyber."
" fell in lava and went for the 1hp bottle."
" was outnumbered."
" was surrounded."
" should have waited for someone to raise the bridge."
" lost his patience with these maps."
" wonders what kind of drugs the makers of this wad were on."
" can't win without a skin.
" found a hard nut."
" can now die twice as fast."


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*...shook hands when Death said hi*
*...thought this was co-op and went on a monkey spree*
*...will now piss of other players by yelling to hurry up or to die*
*...thinks YOLO*
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...really is pushing his luck on this server" xDD
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

" Rhinosucked."

" ragequit."

" couldn't handle the fire, so they got out of Hell."

" was killed swiftly to this song."

" floated like a butterfly, but got stung like a bee."

" took it in the face!"

Yeah... just thought of some others besides the one I mentioned in-game to Rhinoduck so I didn't just have one admission here. Don't hit me if they're bad!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alteus wrote:
"...really is pushing his luck on this server" xDD

rofl
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

" ... thought that Nightmare was fair."

" ... decided life wasn't worth living anymore."

" ... gave up and let down."

" ... ran around and deserted everyone."

" ... took the phrase 'Flame On!' too literally."

Yeah, just some more I came up with.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"... needed Scooby-Doo to help with this map."

"... preferred this death to being killed by a Zombieman."

"... couldn't harness the Power of Greyskull."

"... wanted to become the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

"... only died so they could take a break. Really!"

"... flipped the table."

"... fell victim to the unruly evil."

"... was lulled into a false sense of security by the Imp's Song."

"... decided to visit the Unholy Cathedral."

"... forgot to pay the toll At Doom's Gate."

"... didn't recognize the Sign of Evil."

"... was made a foot soldier in Hell's Army."

"... found out being shot hurts!"

"... didn't listen to Piccolo's teachings."

"... won't be bouncing back from this one!"

"... thought that maybe they could survive."

"... was denied access to life."

"... couldn't make it through Hell's Arena."

"... got lost in the Halls of Carnage."

"... didn't have a Rocket Launcher to bring to the Wall."

"... wishes he had the Arena Master's staff."

... I'm a geek, I know.

And yes, the last four are dealing with DoomRL, or Doom: The Roguelike. Deal with it. xD
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" dun goofed."

" was just waiting for a mate."

" will be resurrected shortly." (easter special? bit late!)

" ate way too many easter eggs."

" met the evil easter bunny, Daisy."

" bravely played the role of cannon fodder."

" could sure use a cold beer right now."

" was scared to death by zombie jesus."

" couldn't believe what he saw."
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"got a glimpse of klaas"
"had too many active torrents"
"decided to play on a Heretic iwad server"
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sr69Mm-jC wrote:


" is playing naked.",
" isn't 1337 enough for 9001 monsters.", // stupid memes
" uses a steering wheel to play.",


haha, you phucking genius!
"uses a steering wheel to play." Can see Alteus doing that.
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