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Skitz0.X
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:44 pm    Post subject: American Psycho Reply with quote

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street.
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

~American Psycho
written by Mary Harron & Guinevere Turner, from the novel by Bret Easton Ellis


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You sound like a girl.

How the hell do you get to work on time? You get up on 1 am?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ummmm ok.........

Thanks for sharing?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's hip to be square!!111 \,,/
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But hey, I guess if there's no real you and you're quite illusory then it's ok for you to be back again Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spacepirate wrote:
You sound like a girl.

How the hell do you get to work on time? You get up on 1 am?


You're an idiot


Cybershark wrote:
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=2831 Skitz0.X
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http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=4465 Izm
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=4701 TheMessiah
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=5167 Fodders
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=5145 DevastatioN
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=5946 GhostlyDeath
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=6679 Spyro_boy
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=7105 Saiyenpride
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=3871 GonnaGetYou
http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=4372 Scirmast
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http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=11391 DEATHBR1NGER

But hey, I guess if there's no real you and you're quite illusory then it's ok for you to be back again Smile


You're an idiot



Da_maniaC wrote:
It's hip to be square!!111 \,,/

Thank you. Someone who knows the reference!

It's not very hard to know it's a quote when I've credited the author in that same post.
It's a random post but I was hoping for a bit more nods from fans. I'm fairly stunned by the reactions thusfar though lol. (With the exception of Maniac)
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of idiots. Who is the first one on that list and is crying back here? Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DX-Chain wrote:
This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes...


haha Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skitz0.X wrote:
;_; I made some pretence at having read a book or watched a film and nobody but Da_maniaC appeared to get it! Call teh waaahmbulance!111!1111

On a long enough time scale somebody was inevitably going to throw the 'farewell list' back in your face. To the 80s yuppie mindset of Patrick then the importance to beat the competition to the punch would be paramount and so it was entirely in the spirit of the American Psycho that I took that opportunity. Maybe you're just slow for not picking up on that Twisted Evil

Skitz0.X wrote:
OMFG Idiotsz!

You don't know me or Spacepirate well enough to make such a statement and I'm pretty sure that even if you did neither of us would care.

Really your spam post didn't even merit a thread. And I didn't need to see the credit at the bottom of the quote (or the topic title) to recognise the source material, but I still found Spacepirate's reply to be amusing.

DX-Chain wrote:
This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes...

Yeah that's about all this 'thread' is good for. Unless people want to make something of this forum deadweight and discuss whether/how the original text was superior to the film adaptation or what they made of the sequel.

@ Da_maniaC:
Apparently Huewy hated his material being used in such a context Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cybershark wrote:
blah blah


Wow man. It was just out of random humor that I posted that...you seem a bit uptight and very desperate for either my attention or just anyone's if you think being a dickhead is going to prove any points or get you a gold star.

I'm glad that you can put together some sentences and have the time to reply to me with a list and post of mine that's almost half a decade old...good for you!
But to try and pull me into some troll-bait argument because I called you idiots for simply doing that, being trolls, is just boring. And slightly pathetic.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw the 'random' but failed to catch any inherent humour.
I love the way you always try to play the 'must be seeking attention/approval' card BTW. Keep on missing the mark by all means Smile
But sure, I'll admit to being a dickhead!

And if I was going to be pathetic I'd have gone and quoted the thread you made that's only around 12mnths old in which you stated 'hay this'll probably be the last time I address the ZD community" instead of going for the solely comedic angle.


cha0tix wrote:
Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making.

Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cybershark wrote:
I saw the 'random' but failed to catch any inherent humour.
I love the way you always try to play the 'must be seeking attention/approval' card BTW. Keep on missing the mark by all means Smile
But sure, I'll admit to being a dickhead!

And if I was going to be pathetic I'd have gone and quoted the thread you made that's only around 12mnths old in which you stated 'hay this'll probably be the last time I address the ZD community" instead of going for the solely comedic angle.


cha0tix wrote:
Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making.

Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread Wink


lol.

You win man. I'm sorry I came onto a public forum and posted a random movie quote that you did not find funny.

Please forward me the list of "Rules to abide by while in a public community that Cybershark is a part of" as soon as possible so that I may never make such a horrible and silly mistake again!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cybershark wrote:
cha0tix wrote:
Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making.

Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread Wink


Mentioned here and here.

I'm there's there a few more I missed in my quick search, and lets not take posts into account. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had no idea that swine flu could cause people to post random crap on the internet.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how the hell do you duds not know what American Psycho is. failiar.

+1 for Patrick Bateman
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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