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Ronald
Rontard


Joined: 17 Aug 2005
Location: Netherlands Clan: [QnB]

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:07 pm    Post subject: Sarcastic Bot Messages Reply with quote

As many of you know, the bot in #zdplayers on ZDirc regularly bothers people with Sarcastic messages. I wanted to start this thread to help Raider on finding some more sarcastic messages. So if you know one or more, post it or them here.

For example:

You're so dumb that even Adereth is smarter.
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[n00b]Adereth
Spamming!


Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Location: Oh god, what year is this?!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're so dumb that even Ronald is smarter.
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[TITAN]qwaszx
Dominating!


Joined: 26 May 2007
Location: Mexico¡¡!!!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"random person name" ... you're adopted

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Tuomio
Wicked Sick!


Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Location: Finland

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Insert name here>, Arent you Richard Simmons?
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Skitz0.X
Unstoppable!


Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: aka xtrackt

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Name> - You do realize that noone actually cares what you have to say, right? It's almost sad to see you attempting conversation with us.

<Name> - I once thought as you did...actually...no...God help me no.

<Name> - You're pathetic. Now please respond to this and show us all how right I am.

<Name> - This community would be better off without you. Period.

<Name> - I got your message the other day asking for tips on how to be a "better doomer". You know I'm a bot, right? Idiot.
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Rebecca
Unstoppable!


Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Location: NGC34

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Name> You're klaased.



oshi-
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EarthQuake
Wicked Sick!


Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Location: Athens, Ohio. Dieblieber gonna getcha!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Hey sexy, I might be nothing but zeros and ones, but remember: in the dark it's just holes and poles. Wink
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Nakremy
Unstoppable!


Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Location: My Refrigerator

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<BOT> name, You masterbate on the sheets your mother gave you.

<BOT> name, look at how much I care ----> Neutral , Does this not look serious?
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Empyre
Unstoppable!


Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Location: Texas, USA

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<NAME>, you're so stupid, you... Nevermind, you wouldn't understand the joke anyway.
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[SIN]Hatred
God like!


Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Toledo, Ohio

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey (name), your mother is so fat, they had to put a speed bump in front of the all-you-can eat buffet!
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Kitty
Unstoppable!


Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Location: Canada, eh.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys keep coming up with some good ones and perhaps we can add them.
Try to avoid swearing and overly rude things. (See quote below)

EQ...Yours was really good Razz

Nakremy wrote:
<BOT> name, You masterbate on the sheets your mother gave you.
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Desert_Fox
On a Rampage!


Joined: 04 Jul 2007
Location: Great Britain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Bot> So tell me <Player's Name>, how did your parents meet? Birth?
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DarkeTiger
Unstoppable!


Joined: 07 May 2005
Location: In the falsetto Posts: Mail

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(name), are you dumb, or just plain stupid?

(name), there is a brain seminar on, they're giving out free samples, you should go.

(name), you're so stupid, you bought vista.

(name), you're so stupid, you thought there was someone even stupider than you.

(name), you're so stupid, you have less intelligence than a vegetable.
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Serp_i_Molot
Unstoppable!


Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Location: Knee Deep in the Dead

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Player> - Your mere existence makes the world a bad place to live.
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lockwolf
Wicked Sick!


Joined: 04 Nov 2004
Location: Nakremy's Pants Posts: More than you

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Player>, you have the wrong game, you want Duke Nukem 3d
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Serp_i_Molot
Unstoppable!


Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Location: Knee Deep in the Dead

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<bot> Begone, foul beast!
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WeaponX
God like!


Joined: 21 Apr 2006
Location: Great Britain

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about removing some of the bot sarcasm comments as some of them are extremely insulting
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Doomination
God like!


Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Location: It's NOT lupus. Posts: 6.022 x 10^23

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

playername: If pigs could fly, your house would be an airport.

playername: How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Cybershark
Spamming!


Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doomination wrote:
playername: If pigs could fly, your house would be an airport.

playername: How can I miss you if you won't go away?

what do player names have to do with #zdplayers? Shocked
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HumanBones
Boner!


Joined: 01 Jun 2004
Location: Shangri-La Dee Da

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

<Bot> [Name]: Don't get smart with me, this is #zdplayers!
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