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Ronald Rontard
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Location: Netherlands Clan: [QnB]
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: Sarcastic Bot Messages |
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As many of you know, the bot in #zdplayers on ZDirc regularly bothers people with Sarcastic messages. I wanted to start this thread to help Raider on finding some more sarcastic messages. So if you know one or more, post it or them here.
For example:
You're so dumb that even Adereth is smarter. |
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[n00b]Adereth Spamming!
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Location: Oh god, what year is this?!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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You're so dumb that even Ronald is smarter. |
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[TITAN]qwaszx Dominating!
Joined: 26 May 2007 Location: Mexico¡¡!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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"random person name" ... you're adopted
Last edited by [TITAN]qwaszx on Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:38 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Tuomio Wicked Sick!
Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Location: Finland
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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<Insert name here>, Arent you Richard Simmons? |
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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: |
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<Name> - You do realize that noone actually cares what you have to say, right? It's almost sad to see you attempting conversation with us.
<Name> - I once thought as you did...actually...no...God help me no.
<Name> - You're pathetic. Now please respond to this and show us all how right I am.
<Name> - This community would be better off without you. Period.
<Name> - I got your message the other day asking for tips on how to be a "better doomer". You know I'm a bot, right? Idiot. |
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Rebecca Unstoppable!
Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Location: NGC34
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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<Name> You're klaased.
oshi- |
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EarthQuake Wicked Sick!
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Location: Athens, Ohio. Dieblieber gonna getcha!
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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Name: Hey sexy, I might be nothing but zeros and ones, but remember: in the dark it's just holes and poles. |
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Nakremy Unstoppable!
Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Location: My Refrigerator
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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<BOT> name, You masterbate on the sheets your mother gave you.
<BOT> name, look at how much I care ----> , Does this not look serious? |
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Empyre Unstoppable!
Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Location: Texas, USA
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: |
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<NAME>, you're so stupid, you... Nevermind, you wouldn't understand the joke anyway. |
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[SIN]Hatred God like!
Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Toledo, Ohio
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:50 am Post subject: |
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Hey (name), your mother is so fat, they had to put a speed bump in front of the all-you-can eat buffet! |
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Kitty Unstoppable!
Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Location: Canada, eh.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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You guys keep coming up with some good ones and perhaps we can add them.
Try to avoid swearing and overly rude things. (See quote below)
EQ...Yours was really good
Nakremy wrote: | <BOT> name, You masterbate on the sheets your mother gave you. |
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Desert_Fox On a Rampage!
Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Location: Great Britain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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<Bot> So tell me <Player's Name>, how did your parents meet? Birth? |
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DarkeTiger Unstoppable!
Joined: 07 May 2005 Location: In the falsetto Posts: Mail
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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(name), are you dumb, or just plain stupid?
(name), there is a brain seminar on, they're giving out free samples, you should go.
(name), you're so stupid, you bought vista.
(name), you're so stupid, you thought there was someone even stupider than you.
(name), you're so stupid, you have less intelligence than a vegetable. |
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Serp_i_Molot Unstoppable!
Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Location: Knee Deep in the Dead
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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<Player> - Your mere existence makes the world a bad place to live. |
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lockwolf Wicked Sick!
Joined: 04 Nov 2004 Location: Nakremy's Pants Posts: More than you
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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<Player>, you have the wrong game, you want Duke Nukem 3d |
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Serp_i_Molot Unstoppable!
Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Location: Knee Deep in the Dead
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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<bot> Begone, foul beast! |
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WeaponX God like!
Joined: 21 Apr 2006 Location: Great Britain
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: |
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How about removing some of the bot sarcasm comments as some of them are extremely insulting |
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Doomination God like!
Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Location: It's NOT lupus. Posts: 6.022 x 10^23
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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playername: If pigs could fly, your house would be an airport.
playername: How can I miss you if you won't go away? |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Doomination wrote: | playername: If pigs could fly, your house would be an airport.
playername: How can I miss you if you won't go away? |
what do player names have to do with #zdplayers? |
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HumanBones Boner!
Joined: 01 Jun 2004 Location: Shangri-La Dee Da
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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<Bot> [Name]: Don't get smart with me, this is #zdplayers! |
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