Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:28 pm Post subject: The Brapper
I will now teach you all the Brapper , a farting technique that is sure to enhance your farting repertoire. When you get a fart, go over to a wall, and turn so that your back is facing the wall. Let the wall support your weight and slightly lean your buttocks on the wall. Bend at your midsection 45 to 90 degrees with your buttocks pressed against the surface. You will learn which angle is the most fart-productive through trial and error. Then, blow your fart out as normal.
What is happening here scientifically is difficult to understand. Farting is a mysterious science and scientists of today are still unraveling the mysteries of farting. But what is thought to be true is this: The fart uses the wall as a kind of "sounding board", and amplifies the sound of the fart to be much louder than if no wall was behind you at all.
There are many things at play here, and one of them is called acoustics. Acoustics can be used to your advantage to make the fart sound even louder than that. Again, through trial and error, you will learn the most appropriate farting style for your own farting.
Acoustics can be affected by several factors, including how much the wall supports your buttocks, the kind of room that you are in (like a bathroom), if it is a large windy fart or if it is a whiner fart, or the size of the room in general.
Generally, a wall in a bathroom will make the sound much louder because many bathrooms are small in size, which will cause the fart to reverberate much more and have no features on the walls or furniture that would help absorb the literal sound waves coming from your ass, like a bed or a sofa. The fart sound will be absorbed by and through acoustics, so choose where you fart wisely!
Another thing that could affect the sound of your fart is if there is a stud in the wall behind where you have chosen to fart. A stud is a piece of wood that Capenters use to put nails and screws and other hardware into the wall. You could tap the wall where you want to fart before you fart there. A "hollow" sound should indicate that there is no stud there, and that the fart sound will be louder that where you don't hear a "hollow" sound. You could consult a home improvement manual or website on how to find the places where a stud is to make sure that your fart is not being baffled by one. This kind of information is as commonplace on the Internet as a fart.
Well, that's all for right now. Have fun, and Keep On Farting!
If you have any farting suggestions, farting memories, or just want to sound off about farting, go ahead and reply to this post if you dare
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