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dastan
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-'s face has bad graphics
-failed in show-off
-broke his gaming glasses
-is wondering how Archviles are hot
-fell in love with sexy imps
-got punished by John Romero
-is playing on his scientific calculator
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Knight Owl
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every player has this happen to them at least once:

"Got shot into a room by mistake (or on purpose)"
"Was killed by some guy who ran in front of his/her rocket"
"Was pushed off a cliff with an super shotgun"
"Opened too many doors and let loose all of the monsters on the map. Nice job killing your team mates, hero!" - Portal reference...kind of
"Tried to speedrun the map and failed!"
"At least died as a meat shield"
"Blocked the doorway while running away and died"
"Didn't move out of the way"
"Was trolling other players and died as a troll deserves!"
"Went into the carnage first while everyone waited for you to die!"

And a favorite quote of mine from Adam Hills from channel 4's the last leg:

"Is a dick!"

And now for owls, because everyone is fond of owls: (expect simon cowell)

"Didn't give a hoot"
"Drew his last hoot"
"Owls got you while you slumbered!" - Weebl reference
"Who who?"

EDIT: A few more random ones:

"Jumped off Charon's boat!"
"Ran fast and died a virgin" - Team Fortress 2 reference
"Brought a ticket to hell!"
"Played in toxic waste and became the Joker" - Batman reference
"Went to jail! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 coins!" - Monopoly reference
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Nevanos
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"... is so so deeeead"
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[ADD]ooawesome
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:41 pm    Post subject: Obituaries Reply with quote

"... failed to coagulate"
"... came to donate some blood"
"... played dead"
"... was cast down by Tchernobog"

//all from blood (monolith 1997)


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Alteus
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"... impersonated Salty."
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[ADD]ooawesome
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"... Played it again, Sam."
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Krystle
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*** died again. It's getting old, actually.
*** didn't beat on repeat.
*** wanted to do the timewarp again.
*** drew their last breath.
*** wanted to give CSI a case to solve.
*** grew a pair. Too bad it made them make a dumb decision, too.
*** thought that BFG looked too tasty to pass up.
*** wants some cheese with that wine.
*** wasn't bready and crumbled under pressure.
*** only died because they wanted to take a break. Really!
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The Koala
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i guess i can say a few too,cant i? just dont mind the lame jokes Laughing

"wanted to be cool for once"
"will be more helpful now that he's dead"
"needs a change of pants"
"lived fast and died even faster"
"was scared of dying,now he doesn't"
"is filling a book of curses in this moment"
"listened to much justing bieber and wished this"
"is now together with Daisy" (Daisy: doom-guy's rabbit)
"got objection!'ed" (phoenix wright reference)
"had too much Krabby Patties"
"is now goin to rage quit,like always"
"blames it to his ping"
"wake'd all the monsters before he died"
"tried to go all "H-Doom" on a cyberdemon"
"got yer arse kicked so hard that he kissed the moons" (chrono cross's Kid reference)
"fell off of a tree" (reference to me Smile )
"thought that he was hot,guess what,he's not" (total distortion game over song reference)
"thought that berserk makes you like chuck norris"
"was shifted to the losers league"

and this is one i said to eris some TNSs ago

"joined accidentally,yet died"

Now,i know that some of them may looks like others posted before,no plagiarism intended,trust me.
Wish i could see at least one of these on next week TNS Very Happy.
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Fred512
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...pulled a fred and became dead."

"...stared death in the face, and lost."

"...is already feeling the pain of this rotation."

"...just wanted to make it into the highlights."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

" needed a bathroom break."
" was reduced to crud."
" can go outside and play now."
" lost their moxie."
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Krawa
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

" voted Trump."
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