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Geit-vd-plas
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:20 am    Post subject: We all need Firmer pants! Reply with quote

Let's all give him a firm handshake and congratulate Firmar with his 15th(I think?) birthday!

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18:03 <Firmar-vd-plas> I just really could use GF hehe
18:06 <Firmar-vd-plas> I dont know why, but I find female players very atractive :P


I was thinking... Maybe Zombie could fly and come over for your present this year?

Also there is this present I'd like to reuse for this occasion.

Plas/!\
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that video has opened my eyes. i'm reevaluating my life now. more years of doomrocking, firmar!

speaking about the gf issue - we might supply devisin on a short term lease. she's speaks cooking fluently and she cries when you yell at her, so don't do that.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIRMAR!

Have a good one man. Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:24 am    Post subject: Re: We all need Firmer pants! Reply with quote

Geit-vd-plas wrote:
Let's all give him a firm handshake

Hahaha, that's funny because I know a guy with like the limpest handshake ever and we all try to outdo his limpness now when we have to shake Smile

In celebration of the sexy-panted one (and inspired by Geit) I'd like to offer up some of the man's all-time choicest quotes:

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<Firmar-vd-plas> I am having a period
<Firmar-vd-plas> found it today, I was suddenly bleeding from my butt
<Firmar-vd-plas> say Kyber, where can I buy buttplug ?

<Firmar-vd-plas> I've got balls of cheese

<Firmar-vd-plas> I am not kind of person who just wants SEX,SEX,SEX
<Firmar-vd-plas> but I prefer touching her and feeling she loves me and not putting TROUSER'S GIANT to her :P

<Firmar-par-> price for winner is 1 night with firmar in bed!


Happy birthday from your piece of steel
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Birthday Firmar, maybe you're mom will let you watch a video of her having sex again Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, happy birthday Firmar :>
Gi fo go!

But isn't he 16 now ?
Edit : Ah you're right, 15.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg I love firmars videos.

I am subscribe.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha ! Thanks a bunch guys ! And ye I turned 15 Razz and no thanks Dewww, I already have "target" and it seems good but thx for offer Razz

And btw ... Some of these quotes are really awesome and crazy Very Happy (I am ashamed of myself lol) and geit, dam you ! You almost made me cry, I had no idea you still remember my birthday date!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop crying! Make more video's and fast a bit!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firmar wrote:
I already have "target" and it seems good but thx for offer Razz


Not Ronald is it?

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<Firmar-vd-plas>  Yea nd I have small penis after you


Also refering to Ronald

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   I was raped by dog once


Poor Firmar, you need help

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE


Angry Firmar's reaction to watching his mother have sex

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   (Seriously I feel like gay right now)


Ermmm ...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This guys sucks as a comedian.

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE

ok I will say this one is pretty funny.

Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twiztid wrote:
This guys sucks as a comedian.

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE

ok I will say this one is pretty funny.

Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p


Unfortunately most of these quetos are based on true ... Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MARTIN !!! Sorry I am late but I read this only now, so ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!

I raise my chalice of Caco-Cola to another year of great ZRC discussions and schmoozing with YOU, man !!!

Cya around !

Note to all Germans reading this: Schmoozing is NOT Schmusen !
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark_Odyssey wrote:
MARTIN !!! Sorry I am late but I read this only now, so ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!

I raise my chalice of Caco-Cola to another year of great ZRC discussions and schmoozing with YOU, man !!!

Cya around !

Note to all Germans reading this: Schmoozing is NOT Schmusen !


Hehe, well yea you're pretty late Razz nah, don't worry and show yourself on IRC someday. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another one of Firmar's finest

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<Firmar-vd-plas>   and yes I do need to sort my life out
<Firmar-vd-plas>   it's a mess, just like Ronald's sexual life
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twiztid wrote:


Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p


That one between Eurakarte and Donut[AFK] lives forever in my memory. #23396

But I digress, you must not understand Firmar as a person. You must first grasp his struggles as a man to understand him as a comedian.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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<Firmar-par-> lol guys i am so big moron XD
<Firmar-par-> i forget to sugar...
<Firmar-par-> to hot water i put cold milk and after that sugar XD
<Firmar-par-> but my 1st coffe made bymyself is amazing :P

All true.
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