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Geit-vd-plas God like!
Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Location: Shoe salesman!
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:20 am Post subject: We all need Firmer pants! |
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Let's all give him a firm handshake and congratulate Firmar with his 15th(I think?) birthday!
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18:03 <Firmar-vd-plas> I just really could use GF hehe
18:06 <Firmar-vd-plas> I dont know why, but I find female players very atractive :P
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I was thinking... Maybe Zombie could fly and come over for your present this year?
Also there is this present I'd like to reuse for this occasion.
Plas/!\ |
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dewww God like!
Joined: 29 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:55 am Post subject: |
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that video has opened my eyes. i'm reevaluating my life now. more years of doomrocking, firmar!
speaking about the gf issue - we might supply devisin on a short term lease. she's speaks cooking fluently and she cries when you yell at her, so don't do that. |
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TheCupboard Generic Title
Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:12 am Post subject: |
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FIRMAR!
Have a good one man. |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:24 am Post subject: Re: We all need Firmer pants! |
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Geit-vd-plas wrote: | Let's all give him a firm handshake |
Hahaha, that's funny because I know a guy with like the limpest handshake ever and we all try to outdo his limpness now when we have to shake
In celebration of the sexy-panted one (and inspired by Geit) I'd like to offer up some of the man's all-time choicest quotes:
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> I am having a period
<Firmar-vd-plas> found it today, I was suddenly bleeding from my butt
<Firmar-vd-plas> say Kyber, where can I buy buttplug ?
<Firmar-vd-plas> I've got balls of cheese
<Firmar-vd-plas> I am not kind of person who just wants SEX,SEX,SEX
<Firmar-vd-plas> but I prefer touching her and feeling she loves me and not putting TROUSER'S GIANT to her :P
<Firmar-par-> price for winner is 1 night with firmar in bed! |
Happy birthday from your piece of steel |
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SwiftShot Unstoppable!
Joined: 19 Sep 2009 Location: Coventry, Warwickshire, England
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:42 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Firmar, maybe you're mom will let you watch a video of her having sex again |
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[WH]-Wilou84 Unstoppable!
Joined: 09 Sep 2006 Location: Paris, France
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:50 am Post subject: |
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Haha, happy birthday Firmar :>
Gi fo go!
But isn't he 16 now ?
Edit : Ah you're right, 15. |
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Quiksilver Spamming!
Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Location: Portlandia, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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omg I love firmars videos.
I am subscribe. |
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Firmar Unstoppable!
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Location: The Room
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Haha ! Thanks a bunch guys ! And ye I turned 15 and no thanks Dewww, I already have "target" and it seems good but thx for offer
And btw ... Some of these quotes are really awesome and crazy (I am ashamed of myself lol) and geit, dam you ! You almost made me cry, I had no idea you still remember my birthday date! |
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Geit-vd-plas God like!
Joined: 27 Mar 2006 Location: Shoe salesman!
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Stop crying! Make more video's and fast a bit! |
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SwiftShot Unstoppable!
Joined: 19 Sep 2009 Location: Coventry, Warwickshire, England
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Firmar wrote: | I already have "target" and it seems good but thx for offer |
Not Ronald is it?
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> Yea nd I have small penis after you |
Also refering to Ronald
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> I was raped by dog once |
Poor Firmar, you need help
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE |
Angry Firmar's reaction to watching his mother have sex
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> (Seriously I feel like gay right now) |
Ermmm ... |
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Twiztid Who wants a body massage?
Joined: 21 Feb 2003 Location: your closet
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:33 am Post subject: |
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This guys sucks as a comedian.
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE |
ok I will say this one is pretty funny.
Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p |
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Firmar Unstoppable!
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Location: The Room
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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Twiztid wrote: | This guys sucks as a comedian.
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> ANd I didnt record porn with my mother, she recorded it ON MY CELLPHONE |
ok I will say this one is pretty funny.
Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p |
Unfortunately most of these quetos are based on true ... |
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Dark_Odyssey Dominating!
Joined: 30 Dec 2009 Location: Neuschwabenland
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:52 am Post subject: |
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MARTIN !!! Sorry I am late but I read this only now, so ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!
I raise my chalice of Caco-Cola to another year of great ZRC discussions and schmoozing with YOU, man !!!
Cya around !
Note to all Germans reading this: Schmoozing is NOT Schmusen ! |
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Firmar Unstoppable!
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Location: The Room
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Dark_Odyssey wrote: | MARTIN !!! Sorry I am late but I read this only now, so ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !!!
I raise my chalice of Caco-Cola to another year of great ZRC discussions and schmoozing with YOU, man !!!
Cya around !
Note to all Germans reading this: Schmoozing is NOT Schmusen ! |
Hehe, well yea you're pretty late nah, don't worry and show yourself on IRC someday. |
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SwiftShot Unstoppable!
Joined: 19 Sep 2009 Location: Coventry, Warwickshire, England
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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Another one of Firmar's finest
Code: | <Firmar-vd-plas> and yes I do need to sort my life out
<Firmar-vd-plas> it's a mess, just like Ronald's sexual life |
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Quiksilver Spamming!
Joined: 02 Dec 2004 Location: Portlandia, Oregon
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone else on www.bash.org except for me? ;p |
That one between Eurakarte and Donut[AFK] lives forever in my memory. #23396
But I digress, you must not understand Firmar as a person. You must first grasp his struggles as a man to understand him as a comedian. |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:21 am Post subject: |
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Code: | <Firmar-par-> lol guys i am so big moron XD
<Firmar-par-> i forget to sugar...
<Firmar-par-> to hot water i put cold milk and after that sugar XD
<Firmar-par-> but my 1st coffe made bymyself is amazing :P |
All true. |
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