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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject: American Psycho |
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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street.
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
~American Psycho
written by Mary Harron & Guinevere Turner, from the novel by Bret Easton Ellis
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spacepirate AssPants
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Location: que pasa
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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You sound like a girl.
How the hell do you get to work on time? You get up on 1 am? |
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Madgunner Dominating!
Joined: 23 Nov 2003 Location: Atlanta,GA
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 am Post subject: |
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Ummmm ok.........
Thanks for sharing? |
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Da_maniaC Now with new lemon fresh scent!
Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1337
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:33 am Post subject: |
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It's hip to be square!!111 \,,/ |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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spacepirate wrote: | You sound like a girl.
How the hell do you get to work on time? You get up on 1 am? |
You're an idiot
You're an idiot
Da_maniaC wrote: | It's hip to be square!!111 \,,/ |
Thank you. Someone who knows the reference!
It's not very hard to know it's a quote when I've credited the author in that same post.
It's a random post but I was hoping for a bit more nods from fans. I'm fairly stunned by the reactions thusfar though lol. (With the exception of Maniac) |
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DX-Chain God like!
Joined: 24 Jan 2006
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes... |
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spacepirate AssPants
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Location: que pasa
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Speaking of idiots. Who is the first one on that list and is crying back here? |
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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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DX-Chain wrote: | This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes... |
haha |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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Skitz0.X wrote: | ;_; I made some pretence at having read a book or watched a film and nobody but Da_maniaC appeared to get it! Call teh waaahmbulance!111!1111 |
On a long enough time scale somebody was inevitably going to throw the 'farewell list' back in your face. To the 80s yuppie mindset of Patrick then the importance to beat the competition to the punch would be paramount and so it was entirely in the spirit of the American Psycho that I took that opportunity. Maybe you're just slow for not picking up on that
Skitz0.X wrote: | OMFG Idiotsz! |
You don't know me or Spacepirate well enough to make such a statement and I'm pretty sure that even if you did neither of us would care.
Really your spam post didn't even merit a thread. And I didn't need to see the credit at the bottom of the quote (or the topic title) to recognise the source material, but I still found Spacepirate's reply to be amusing.
DX-Chain wrote: | This thread reminds me that I need to return some videotapes... |
Yeah that's about all this 'thread' is good for. Unless people want to make something of this forum deadweight and discuss whether/how the original text was superior to the film adaptation or what they made of the sequel.
@ Da_maniaC:
Apparently Huewy hated his material being used in such a context |
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cha0tix Unstoppable!
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Hangout: #DarkAlley @ OFTC
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making. |
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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:59 am Post subject: |
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Cybershark wrote: | blah blah |
Wow man. It was just out of random humor that I posted that...you seem a bit uptight and very desperate for either my attention or just anyone's if you think being a dickhead is going to prove any points or get you a gold star.
I'm glad that you can put together some sentences and have the time to reply to me with a list and post of mine that's almost half a decade old...good for you!
But to try and pull me into some troll-bait argument because I called you idiots for simply doing that, being trolls, is just boring. And slightly pathetic. |
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Cybershark Spamming!
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: off the grid, but still fighting for the users!
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:13 am Post subject: |
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I saw the 'random' but failed to catch any inherent humour.
I love the way you always try to play the 'must be seeking attention/approval' card BTW. Keep on missing the mark by all means
But sure, I'll admit to being a dickhead!
And if I was going to be pathetic I'd have gone and quoted the thread you made that's only around 12mnths old in which you stated 'hay this'll probably be the last time I address the ZD community" instead of going for the solely comedic angle.
cha0tix wrote: | Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making. |
Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread |
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Skitz0.X Unstoppable!
Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: aka xtrackt
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:49 am Post subject: |
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Cybershark wrote: | I saw the 'random' but failed to catch any inherent humour.
I love the way you always try to play the 'must be seeking attention/approval' card BTW. Keep on missing the mark by all means
But sure, I'll admit to being a dickhead!
And if I was going to be pathetic I'd have gone and quoted the thread you made that's only around 12mnths old in which you stated 'hay this'll probably be the last time I address the ZD community" instead of going for the solely comedic angle.
cha0tix wrote: | Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making. |
Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread |
lol.
You win man. I'm sorry I came onto a public forum and posted a random movie quote that you did not find funny.
Please forward me the list of "Rules to abide by while in a public community that Cybershark is a part of" as soon as possible so that I may never make such a horrible and silly mistake again! |
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cha0tix Unstoppable!
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Hangout: #DarkAlley @ OFTC
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:15 am Post subject: |
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Cybershark wrote: | cha0tix wrote: | Hey, its alot better than the "STOP PLAYING ZDCTF" threads ^^you're^^ so prone to making. |
Check your data, to my knowledge I have never made any such thread |
Mentioned here and here.
I'm there's there a few more I missed in my quick search, and lets not take posts into account. |
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DarkeTiger Unstoppable!
Joined: 07 May 2005 Location: In the falsetto Posts: Mail
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:28 am Post subject: |
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I had no idea that swine flu could cause people to post random crap on the internet. |
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Czar God like!
Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Location: Bitchez, they come and go; But Zdaemon is forever
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:11 am Post subject: |
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how the hell do you duds not know what American Psycho is. failiar.
+1 for Patrick Bateman |
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Robbbbb Born with a creativity deficiency
Joined: 22 Apr 2006 Location: Perth
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:08 am Post subject: |
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Penis. |
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