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dastan Posting Spree!
Joined: 13 Feb 2013 Location: Starring: #Exp , Featuring: #FI , #DB4D , #DH , #GS
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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-'s face has bad graphics
-failed in show-off
-broke his gaming glasses
-is wondering how Archviles are hot
-fell in love with sexy imps
-got punished by John Romero
-is playing on his scientific calculator |
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Knight Owl has entered the game!
Joined: 10 Mar 2014
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:31 am Post subject: |
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Every player has this happen to them at least once:
"Got shot into a room by mistake (or on purpose)"
"Was killed by some guy who ran in front of his/her rocket"
"Was pushed off a cliff with an super shotgun"
"Opened too many doors and let loose all of the monsters on the map. Nice job killing your team mates, hero!" - Portal reference...kind of
"Tried to speedrun the map and failed!"
"At least died as a meat shield"
"Blocked the doorway while running away and died"
"Didn't move out of the way"
"Was trolling other players and died as a troll deserves!"
"Went into the carnage first while everyone waited for you to die!"
And a favorite quote of mine from Adam Hills from channel 4's the last leg:
"Is a dick!"
And now for owls, because everyone is fond of owls: (expect simon cowell)
"Didn't give a hoot"
"Drew his last hoot"
"Owls got you while you slumbered!" - Weebl reference
"Who who?"
EDIT: A few more random ones:
"Jumped off Charon's boat!"
"Ran fast and died a virgin" - Team Fortress 2 reference
"Brought a ticket to hell!"
"Played in toxic waste and became the Joker" - Batman reference
"Went to jail! Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 coins!" - Monopoly reference |
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Nevanos Posting Spree!
Joined: 03 Jul 2012
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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"... is so so deeeead" |
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[ADD]ooawesome has entered the game!
Joined: 29 Oct 2015 Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:41 pm Post subject: Obituaries |
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"... failed to coagulate"
"... came to donate some blood"
"... played dead"
"... was cast down by Tchernobog"
//all from blood (monolith 1997)
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Alteus Altues
Joined: 02 Dec 2011 Location: Spain
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:14 am Post subject: |
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"... impersonated Salty." |
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[ADD]ooawesome has entered the game!
Joined: 29 Oct 2015 Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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"... Played it again, Sam." |
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Krystle has entered the game!
Joined: 05 Apr 2012 Location: In the Pit.
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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*** died again. It's getting old, actually.
*** didn't beat on repeat.
*** wanted to do the timewarp again.
*** drew their last breath.
*** wanted to give CSI a case to solve.
*** grew a pair. Too bad it made them make a dumb decision, too.
*** thought that BFG looked too tasty to pass up.
*** wants some cheese with that wine.
*** wasn't bready and crumbled under pressure.
*** only died because they wanted to take a break. Really! |
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The Koala has entered the game!
Joined: 07 Dec 2015 Location: Hanging of a eucalyptus.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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well i guess i can say a few too,cant i? just dont mind the lame jokes
"wanted to be cool for once"
"will be more helpful now that he's dead"
"needs a change of pants"
"lived fast and died even faster"
"was scared of dying,now he doesn't"
"is filling a book of curses in this moment"
"listened to much justing bieber and wished this"
"is now together with Daisy" (Daisy: doom-guy's rabbit)
"got objection!'ed" (phoenix wright reference)
"had too much Krabby Patties"
"is now goin to rage quit,like always"
"blames it to his ping"
"wake'd all the monsters before he died"
"tried to go all "H-Doom" on a cyberdemon"
"got yer arse kicked so hard that he kissed the moons" (chrono cross's Kid reference)
"fell off of a tree" (reference to me )
"thought that he was hot,guess what,he's not" (total distortion game over song reference)
"thought that berserk makes you like chuck norris"
"was shifted to the losers league"
and this is one i said to eris some TNSs ago
"joined accidentally,yet died"
Now,i know that some of them may looks like others posted before,no plagiarism intended,trust me.
Wish i could see at least one of these on next week TNS . |
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Fred512 Wicked Sick!
Joined: 13 Aug 2004
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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"...pulled a fred and became dead."
"...stared death in the face, and lost."
"...is already feeling the pain of this rotation."
"...just wanted to make it into the highlights." |
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valkiriforce has entered the game!
Joined: 09 Jun 2016
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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" needed a bathroom break."
" was reduced to crud."
" can go outside and play now."
" lost their moxie." |
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Krawa There is a limit
Joined: 23 Nov 2008 Location: #SDA
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:22 am Post subject: |
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" voted Trump." |
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